By the beard of zeus, Will Ferrell has reclaimed his position has the non sequitur king of America for Anchorman 2, a sequel we weren’t really anticipating in the slightest despite thinking the original was pretty damn funny. Joining Katey and Patches is substitute anchor Mike Ryan (Huffington Post), the Wes Mantooth of online pop culture journalists. Are you wearing pants? Good. You’ll want to wear pants.